Having this cold/flu has allowed me to do nothing but concentrate on writing words when I'm not in a blissful NyQuil haze, so that's a plus. The book is coming along nicely!
Since it's Friday, I thought I'd give you guys a look at what I'm working on. :-) These two crack me up a little too much. So here ya go, I'll get right to it. And by the way, this is all unedited, so mistakes are ALL MINE. ;-)
Excerpt: Lucky Bounce
Holly walks into my bedroom and puts her hands on her hips. “Jesus. It looks like a vampire threw up in here, Donnelley. What’s with all of the black and red?” She leans down and runs a finger along the edge of my pillowcase. “Satin?”
“They’re 100% pure silk.”
“Huh. Well, all that’s missing from this scenario is a pet bat. And a cape. Or maybe some fake fangs.”
“Most women are too busy screaming with pleasure to notice the décor,” I say dryly. “It’s never really been a problem for me.”
She glances over her shoulder at me and cocks an eyebrow. “Are you sure they aren’t screaming over your complete lack of interior design skills? Because that I could *totally* believe. This entire theme would scare the pants off of anyone. Then again, I can see how that might work in your favor..."
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Hope that made you giggle.
Have a great weekend, everyone!